You might be wondering to yourself how all of your life decisions up until this point have lead you to this exact moment in time and space. How is it that you, a respectable individual, could have possibly found it necessary to chase down a ridiculous Easter Egg of the Lich himself? Just the thought of this is akin to the cold, sharp stab of a dagger in the back.

You can already see the smug grin coming across his face as he relishes in this moment of pure, unadulterated attention. Yet fear not, as you may also be wondering what happens when a 10,000 year old Lich finally dies. The answer, they reincarnate, but as punishment for the eons of suffering they inflicted on innocent lives, they reincarnate in the body of a meager animal, or in this case, an OOZE BRUSHWAGG.